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Stardate 04.15.2026.C: Kino Lorber Exploring 1984's 'Hyperspace' In All-New Home Video Release

4/15/2026

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Available Date : 05/26/2026
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Director's Cuts of Hyperspace and The Fright Before Christmas restored in 4K by 3-D Film Archive!
Hyperspace: Lord Buckethead & The Attack of the Gremloids is an irreverent, low budget ‘80s sci-fi comedy written and directed fresh out of film school by Todd Durham, the creator of the blockbuster Hotel Transylvania franchise. In his first starring role, Chris Elliott (Groundhog Day) plays Dr. William Hopper, a cocky UFO scientist on the trail of an evil Intergalactic Space Lord, who has unknowingly landed on the wrong planet, namely Earth in the rural South, where he bewilders the locals in his frustrated, hell-bent search for stolen radio transmissions and a space princess he had been pursuing. Will he and his alien minions meet their match when confronted by Hopper, some wily country folks, and the trigger-happy U.S. National Guard? Co-starring Paula Poundstone (Inside Out). Included, also in ultra-widescreen, is Durham’s horror holiday short The Fright Before Christmas. After Mom & Dad drop off the kids at their sweet Grandma’s house the week before Christmas, the children begin to get the feeling that somehow this holiday vacation may be a little different from previous yuletide visits. Hyperspace and The Fright Before Christmas are presented in both stereoscopic and anaglyphic 3-D formats, as well as standard 2-D.

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Product Extras :
  • The Fright Before Christmas (1983, 33 min)
  • The Making of Hyperspace (75 min)
  • Isolated Music Track with Commentary by Composer Don Davis (The Matrix Trilogy) & Editor Bruce Stubblefield
  • Vintage Pre-Show
  • Hyperspace Trailer
  • The Fright Before Christmas Trailer
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Stardate 04.15.2026.B: Kino Lorber Announces 1980's 'Terror Train' Ticketing At 4K This May!

4/15/2026

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Available Date : 05/26/2026
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Brand New HDR10 Master – From a 4K Scan of the 35mm Original Camera Negative!
Take an excursion into terror with Jamie Lee Curtis (Halloween) and Ben Johnson (The Wild Bunch) in this classic shocker from director Roger Spottiswoode (Tomorrow Never Dies). It’s New Year’s Eve and a group of college co-eds have planned a masquerade bash aboard a chartered train. What they didn’t plan on was that a knife-wielding psycho would crash the party and begin slaughtering the guests one by one! Who is this brutal costumed killer? Could it be the mysterious magician (David Copperfield) with a talent for swordplay...a former frat pledge with an axe to grind... or any number of other guests, both invited and uninvited? Climb aboard the Terror Train for a frightening combination of blood-curdling horror and intriguing mystery.

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Product Extras :
  • Audio Commentary by Paul Corupe of Canuxploitation.com and Film Historian Jason Pichonsky
  • Audio Commentary by Film Historians Alexandra Heller-Nicholas and Josh Nelson
  • Interviews with Director Roger Spottiswoode, Screenwriter Judith Rascoe, and Composer John Mills-Cockell
  • Theatrical Trailer
  • TV Spot
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Stardate 04.15.2026.A: Kino Lorber Announces 1987's 'Harry And The Hendersons' Getting A 4K Makeover In May!

4/15/2026

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Available Date : 05/26/2026
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Brand New HDR/Dolby Vision Master – From a 4K Scan of the 35mm Original Camera Negative! - John Lithgow (Shrek) takes adventure to new heights in this big-laughs, big-hearted, big-footed comedy for the whole family! A chance car accident introduces the Hendersons to the real-life Bigfoot, who is anything but a ferocious monster and quickly becomes a true friend to the family. They’re soon in a race against the clock to return “Harry” to his natural environment before the authorities capture him. The fur will fly in this feel-good romp—an Oscar® winner for  Best Makeup by Rick Baker (An American Werewolf in London)—with Melinda Dillon (Close Encounters of the Third Kind), Don Ameche (Cocoon), David Suchet (TV’s Poirot), Lainie Kazan (My Big Fat Greek Wedding), M. Emmet Walsh (Blade Runner) and Kevin Peter Hall (Predator) as Harry!

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​Product Extras :DISC 1 (4KUHD):
  • Brand New HDR/Dolby Vision Master – From a 4K Scan of the 35mm Original Camera Negative
  • NEW Audio Commentary by Director William Dear, Moderated by Filmmaker Douglas Hosdale
  • NEW Audio Commentary by Hats Off Entertainment's Joe Ramoni
  • Archival Audio Commentary by William Dear
  • 5.1 Surround and Lossless 2.0 Audio
  • Triple-Layered UHD100 Disc
  • Optional English Subtitles

​DISC 2 (BLU-RAY):
  • Brand New HD Master – From a 4K Scan of the 35mm Original Camera Negative
  • NEW Audio Commentary by Director William Dear, Moderated by Filmmaker Douglas Hosdale
  • NEW Audio Commentary by Hats Off Entertainment's Joe Ramoni
  • Archival Audio Commentary by William Dear
  • Harry… Finding the Missing Link
  • Making of Harry and the Hendersons
  • Newswrap
  • Deleted Scenes
  • Theatrical Trailer
  • 5.1 Surround and Lossless 2.0 Audio
  • Dual-Layered BD50 Disc
  • Optional English Subtitles
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Stardate 04.14.2026.B: 2025's 'This Is Not A Test' Is A Zombie Movie With Surprisingly Little Bite

4/14/2026

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(NOTE: The following review will contain minor spoilers necessary solely for the discussion of plot and/or characters.  If you’re the type of reader who prefers a review entirely spoiler-free, then I’d encourage you to skip down to the last few paragraphs for the final assessment.  If, however, you’re accepting of a few modest hints at ‘things to come,’ then read on …)
 
From the film’s IMDB.com page citation:
“Follows Sloane and four other students who take shelter in their high school during a zombie outbreak.”
 
Someone once wrote that zombie movies – across all of their iterations – say more about us as a people – i.e. how we deal with chaos, how we cope with loss, what we’re willing to do to survive – and I suppose that’s true.  Though I haven’t spent a great deal of time invested in planning how I and mine might approach the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse, I’ve certainly watched enough movies to give me a respectable range of alternatives with which to eke out a modest attempt at seeing another sunrise.  Mind you: I’m no spring chicken, but I do like to think that I’m only as old as I feel, and presently I’m feeling like I’d have a serviceable chance so long as I paired up with like-minded folks who were equally intent on dishing out more shots to the head than they’re willing to receive.  That always seems to do the trick … so long as real zombies follow the rules laid down in film.
 
From what I’ve read, 2025’s This Is Not A Test is actually adapted from a 2012 Young Adult novel by Courtney Summers; and – on one level – that’s painfully obvious.  There are no mature voices anywhere across the story’s spectrum; and any who are hinted at are done so more as expressions of oppression and/or deception, a common thread that unites a great deal of YA literature.  An absent mother.  An abusive father.  Why, even the high school English teacher – Mr. Baxter (played Luke Macfarlane) – exists here entirely as a voice of authority who shouldn’t be trusted nor taken into the confidences of the – ahem – all-knowing students (about whom Test is consumed).  He’s even painted as a kinda/sorta closeted predator who stays in the shadows so that he might keep his lustful eyes on one of his pupils; it’s only the Apocalypse who brought him out of his shell, and he’s eventually left for dead (though “payback is a bitch”) when push comes to shove in this teenage-heavy End Times struggle.
 
After a clunky and protracted set-up which has flashbacks unfolding within flashbacks, Sloane Price (Olivia Holt) and her fellow students sequester themselves safely inside Cortez High School not long after civilization collapses.  Inside, they fortify their position by securing the doors and windows as best they can; and – trusting they’ll need to last for some time before rescue – they gather as much food, water, and ‘lost and found’ clothing as the institution can provide.  Only then do they feel safe enough to begin engaging in the usual teenage rituals of sitting around, talking about their feelings, reflecting upon how their lives have been unfair up to this point, and succumbing to their hormones.  At this point, Test tries very hard to adapt the tenor of one of the better John Hughes’ movies, but these paper-thin creations don’t quite have enough of the right stuff to make writer/director Adam MacDonald’s effort feel like much more than a cautionary After School Special.
 
Structurally, Test has a good foundation. 
 
2004’s Dawn Of The Dead (from Zack Snyder) made great use of the quintessential shopping mall as its setting for a great deal of the action and intrigue.  Test rather smartly swaps that out in favor of a school gymnasium and then allows its players to make their way about the dimly lit hallways and classrooms for most of its 100+-minutes run time; but MacDonald’s script never quite finds much good symbolic use of a place committed for higher education serving as a survivor’s camp at the end of the world.  Instead, he invests in great deal of teen-level exchanges – i.e. constant quibbles over who’s in charge, why didn’t daddy love me enough, etc. – leaving what could’ve minimally been an efficient chiller to have little-to-no momentum.  The best moments are those infused with zombie-contact, but there’s so little of that in here that one wonders what audience might ultimately show up and take notice.
 
Where Dawn Of The Dead differs significantly, however, is with its various characters.  The Snyder film benefits from folks whose motivations range from good to borderline nefarious, and a great deal of audience investment gets derived from altercations between these conflicting mindsets being isolated but attempting to collaborate if only for survival’s sake.  MacDonald’s Test has little-to-none of this, instead choosing to exploit mild ‘power trips’ between the script’s small handful of males attempting at various times to be the sole ‘alpha.’  Given the fact that none of them really have any notable life experience with which to back up their respective opinions, there just isn’t anything worth latching on to in the mix.  In contrast, Test ends up making just random noise – the kind that anyone trapped in extended quarantine might make, much less those with zombies howling at the front door – and that’s a whole lot of nothing special.
 
This Is Not A Test (2025) was produced by Anova Pictures, Blue Fox Entertainment, BondIt Media Capital, North Avenue Pictures, and WorldOne Entertainment.  The publicity materials provided to me suggests that the picture is chiefly available for streaming on Shudder.  As for the technical specifications?  While I’m no trained video expert, I can assure readers that the provided sights and sounds are quite good: MacDonald is no slouch at constructing the action sequences, but there really needed to be more of them in order to elevate this one beyond a one-timer.  Lastly, if you’re looking for special features?  As I viewed this one via streaming, there were no special features to consider.
 
Alas … only Mildly Recommended.
 
The truth is that there really are no bad zombie movies, provided that there are zombies in it; and that’s where This Is Not A Test (2025) fails to meet minimal standards.  With only handfuls of the walking dead and only even a handful of furious encounters between the living and the deceased there’s a decided lack of theatrical tension between all involved; and writer/director MacDonald fills that void barely enough teen angst and tween-ish melodrama to make this one feel more like 1985’s The Breakfast Club than it does Dawn Of The Dead (2004), which, at least, it structurally resembles.  Though I wanted to care about the characters, there just isn’t any compelling reason to hope that they can avoid being turned into zombie chow; and that will always – always – hurt the end result.
 
In the interest of fairness, I’m pleased to disclose that the fine folks at Shudder provided me with complimentary streaming access to This Is Not A Test (2025) by request for the expressed purpose of completing this review.  Their contribution to me in no way, shape, or form influenced my opinion of it.

-- EZ
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Stardate 04.14.2026.A: 2025's 'THINestra' Goes Heavy On Body Horror But Stays Light On Specifics

4/14/2026

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(NOTE: The following review will contain minor spoilers necessary solely for the discussion of plot and/or characters.  If you’re the type of reader who prefers a review entirely spoiler-free, then I’d encourage you to skip down to the last few paragraphs for the final assessment.  If, however, you’re accepting of a few modest hints at ‘things to come,’ then read on …)
 
From the film’s IMDB.com page citation:
“A young woman takes a new weight-loss pill and the fat she sheds returns in the form of her blood-thirsty doppelgänger.”
 
How far one’s willing to go in pursuit of the ‘perfect you’ is the central subject of screenwriter Avra Fox-Lerner and director Nathan Hertz’s interesting THINestra (2025), a deliciously cautionary Horror/SciFi entry that fundamentally dabbles in the somewhat overexposed social commentary over being careful what one wishes for.  What starts out as just another day in the life of mildly overweight video editor Penny (played winningly and evilly by twin sisters Michelle and Melissa Macedo, respectively) quickly evolves into the tale of science-gone-awry when the latest ‘get thin quick’ drug – THINestra – induces side effects which might include homicidal tendences, split personalities, metastasized doppelgangers, and even cannibalism (though it never explains why). 
 
And here you thought that the uncomfortable bloating was bad?  Just wait until you develop a hankering for your snooty boss’s second chin!
 
It’s the holiday season.  Rather than wait until the New Year to lose a few unwanted pounds, Penny swears off anything remotely fattening over the next few weeks so that she can once again fit into her preferred outfits.  Naturally, this means skipping just about every sugary concoction that makes the silly season worth celebrating.  But a chance encounter with a Russian model on her latest photo assignment swings open doors unimagined when the lovely lady drops a packet of THINestra into Penny’s chubby fingers, warning her that not everyone has the stomach for the potential side effects.  (Egad, will we never listen?!?!)  For a time, common sense prevails, and Penny sticks to her gameplan of trying to trim her girth with diet and the local spin class.  However, the young urban professional eventually reaches a breaking point; and she succumbs to the temptation of chemical intervention.  After a single pill produces noticeable results overnight, she realizes she’s found a way to both eat what she wants – literally anything she wants – and still drop more than a few pounds.  Because this is Horror (after all), complications arise once she uncovers a latent desire for – you guessed it – human flesh.
 
Like so many didactic thrillers of late, THINestra’s script suffers from the fact that Penny really has no positive male role models in her life.  Hollywood hates the supportive man and all they’ve done to society, so – by design – the film layers on more than a few irresponsible ones who contribute to our protagonist’s jilted perspective.  While her mother admirably does all she can to prop up her daughter’s flailing self-esteem, the underlying reality of Penny’s day job – namely that size (or lack thereof) matters most in modeling – continually shifts the woman’s psyche into overdrive; and she can’t escape the desire to perhaps look better than she feels.  Naturally, our lead character is already trapped in a world of Body Horror – albeit one of her own psychological design – so her road to ruin can and will only be paved with her own best intentions.  Despite some positive attention from Josh (Gavin Stenhouse) – her attractive and already desirous neighbor who already accepts her as she is – Penny can’t help but push herself to the limits of what a safe weight-loss program would be.
 
Not unlike 2024’s The Substance (the Demi Moore led chiller) and perhaps even a bit derivative of the idea, THINestra’s magic relies on its magic pill, science be damned.  While The Substance effectively turned the ‘old you’ into a ‘younger you,’ the entire sordid affair was a biting commentary on our society’s unhealthy fixation on beauty standards.  Both scripts here still conveniently ignore the fact that, eventually, it is the individual who makes the bad choice to risk life and limb on unproven medicine.  Heck, in THINestra it’s even a woman – the model – who irresponsibly shares her pills with Penny; but call me an insensitive male for reminding everyone involved that momma always said not to take drugs from strangers.  These ladies would rather be squeegeeing the sweating and oozing fat off their bodies with wash cloths (in stomach-churning sequences, so be warned), so there’s something still to be said about personal responsibility.
 
Essentially, THINestra’s own fascination with body image kinda/sorta derails the narrative to the point wherein it gets difficult to distinguish between what’s really happening and what could be transpiring between Penny and her kinda/sorta evil twin.  At one point, the film clearly suggests that Evil Penny is a being grown from the fat cells she from the host body; but the remainder of the film includes scenes and sequences which imply there’s really only one Penny after all.  This constant back-and-forth of what’s authentically taking place muddies too much of an otherwise interesting psychological thriller, one which has its own Dr. Frankenstein turning himself (or herself) into her own monster; and a bit of clarity – instead of so much visual trickery – could’ve gone quite a ways toward clearing up the confusion.  As it stands, what remains isn’t bad … just bloody confusing.
 
THINestra (2025) was produced by Dogplayer, Hitmakers Media, Mary Ellen Moffat, and Stay Lucky Studios.  The included press materials inform me that the film will be available for streaming effective April 14, 2026.  As for the technical specifications?  While I’m no trained video expert, I can assure readers that the provided sights and sounds are quite good throughout, though (as mentioned) I did find it a bit difficult to distinguish between fantasy and the story’s intended reality in a few spots.  Lastly, if you’re looking for special features?  As I viewed this one entirely via streaming, there were no special features under consideration.
 
Mildly Recommended.
 
While imperfect, THINestra (2025) gets decent enough mileage out of the Body Horror conceit of what impact the pursuit of the perfect you might unintentionally lead a woman to do.  The problem lies chiefly with the execution as director Hertz never quite comes clean over what precisely is happening with Penny: is she simply developing a craving for human flesh, or has her shed fat somehow metastasized into a living, breathing, eating being that wishes for a life of its own?  A bit more clarity – and a bit less visual symbolism – might’ve better positioned this cautionary tale for its time in the spotlight.  Still, it’ll always be instructive and ironic that a flick about weight loss suffered from a little narrative bloat, no?
 
In the interests of fairness, I’m pleased to disclose that the fine folks at Breaking Glass Pictures provided me with complimentary streaming access to THINestra (2025) by request for the expressed purpose of completing this review.  Their contribution to me in no way, shape, or form influenced my opinion of it.

-- EZ
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Stardate 04.13.2026.D: 2025's 'Dolly' Gives A Girl Power Twist To The Texas Chain Saw Massacre Formula From 1974

4/13/2026

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(NOTE: The following review will contain minor spoilers necessary solely for the discussion of plot and/or characters.  If you’re the type of reader who prefers a review entirely spoiler-free, then I’d encourage you to skip down to the last few paragraphs for the final assessment.  If, however, you’re accepting of a few modest hints at ‘things to come,’ then read on …)
 
From the film’s IMDB.com page citation:
“A young woman is abducted by a monstrous figure intent on raising her as their own child.”
 
It’s often been said that Horror – as a type of storytelling all of its own – only works because its characters are fundamentally stupid.
 
Now, there’s really no reason to discount that reality.  While some of the players who find themselves wrapped up in these dark and sometimes sordid tales aren’t clinically stupid, they’re still apt to – ahem – do stupid things: this is the very nature of dealing with heightened and life-threatening circumstances which interrupt the logical thought processes which comprise much of our living experience.  When we have time, we think – we mull over the opportunities – and only then fashion a game plan or attack strategy to overcome obstacles.  In horrific situations, we’re largely left to our instinct and impulses – maybe even muscle memory – and we just don’t have the kind of time required to develop an effective mission statement.
 
None of this changes the fact that Chase (played by Seann William Scott) and Macy (Fabianne Therese) make some incredibly dumb maneuvers in their time trapped and suffering from Dolly aka BabyGirl (Max The Impaler), a rather gargantuan incarnation of the preferred household figure of little girls around the world.  Trapped under a kinda/sorta porcelain doll’s mask with one broken glass eye, Dolly is a living, breathing, hulking nightmare – one that cannot and will not be denied – who will stop at nothing to have a little human figurine to call her very own … even if she has to kill it in the process.  As any potential victims in just about any Horror picture, neither Chase nor Macy know enough to ‘get while the gettin’s good,’ and they suffer some horrible pains as a consequence.  Such is life … and film.
 
Essentially, Dolly works on a narrative level not all that dissimilar to 1974’s groundbreaking The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.  In that Tobe Hooper production, a gang of friends making a road trip to pay their last respects stumble upon a seemingly deserted country home to the strangest band of raving cannibals known to man.  One-by-one, they’re dispatched by Leatherface and friends, leaving Hooper’s final girl Sally (Marilyn Burns) to finally flee for her life with what little remains of her sanity in tatters.  Writer/director Rod Blackhurst does much the same here – Chase and Macy are taking an idyllic backwoods hike when things take their fateful turn – but, structurally, a lot of what unfolds does so formulaically.  The particulars are changed, but the equation remains the same.
 
Where Blackhurst does falter will likely cause problems with sensible thinkers.  In an early sequence, Dolly literally splits Chase’s face in two horizontally when she uses a shovel to viciously separate his jaw from his skull, then places the inert young man prone against a nearby tree as part of her assortment of woodland dolls.  Doing so would likely have had the victim drowning from the flow of blood from an open wound, but – somehow miraculously or because the script required it – Chase survives and can even somehow magically speak and scream sounding reasonably normal.  (Seriously, just try screaming the name ‘Macy’ without using your jaw.  I’ll wait.  It just can’t be done, but it happens here.)  Our loving couple are eventually reunited, but their reunion really serves as little more than a chance for Dolly to finish off the unwanted man in even greater grisliness.
 
Additionally, Blackhurst script mostly spirals into – ahem – tortuous predictability once everyone knows that Dolly emotionally seeks to be a mother figure over those she captures well off the beaten path.  She carries Macy back to the home, dresses her in a baby gown, and places her in an oversized crib.  She tries to feed Macy, first, with chopped up gruel or a baby bottle until ultimately settling on – ahem – breastfeeding her captive.  She longs to have the young woman held and rocked to sleep on her lap.  Eventually, even Macy figures out the rather obvious psychological implications, and she uses this mother/daughter dynamic to turn the tables and make her escape.  When it ain’t broke, then don’t fix it becomes the adage here; and Dolly definitely sticks to the mold, tropes and all.
 
Like a great many efforts that have come to pass in the past few decades, Dolly invests heavily on the physical and psychological torture of its victims; and because there are so few characters in this some might lose interest even though it barely clocks in at 80-minutes running time.  It grows a bit wearisome watching all of this happen on only Chase and Macy – yes, there’s another player mixed into the shuffle, but I’ll leave that little spoiler to those wondering just how ‘family’ figures into it – and that’s a legitimate complaint.  Macy is imbued with the usual endless girl power stamina (while looking all of 90-pounds soaking wet) that percolates throughout a great many thrillers and chillers, but who am I to rock the boat that’s stayed afloat all these years?  At this point, Horror is what it is; and Dolly meets the standards appreciably while not quite rising to the level of being a ‘standard-bearer,’ if you catch my meaning.
 
To the film’s credit, Dolly has earned a wee bit of extra attention from screenings on the film festival circuit; and – for what it’s worth – that comes as no surprise to this viewer.  Festival audiences tend to be a bit more enthusiastic about damn near any and all oddities, and the motion picture rather capably capitalizing on the kinds of tropes that make for acceptable genre entertainment.  The sum total of the pieces may not reach the level of praise required for wider audience adulation – positive curves tend to flatten out when casual viewer impressions are factored in – but it’s still worth mentioning that Horror (unlike other film types) is built on the backs of small audiences because they’re more cheaply produced.  That’s why we see so many of them.
 
Lastly, there is a brief – very brief – after credits scene for those who still like and appreciate those bits.  Disappointingly (without spoiling anything), it’s really hardly worth the effort, but it is there if you’re willing to fully go the distance.
 
Dolly (2025) was produced by Gentile Entertainment Group, Mama Bear Productions, Mama Bear Studios, Monarque Entertainment, Set Point Entertainment, and Witchcraft Motion Picture Company.  A quick Google.com search indicates that the film will be available for streaming on Shudder effective April 24, 2026.  As for the technical specifications?  While I’m no trained video expert, I can assure readers that there’s a fair amount of herky-jerky camerawork across the film that occasionally gets in the way of appreciating the weird visuals.  As for aesthetics?  This isn’t the first flick to maximize creepy children’s dolls for set dressing, but it might be the one remembered most for it.  There’s also one sequence where the light levels were clearly not matched up from scene to scene (some obvious blue lighting), and it shows.  Lastly, if you’re looking for special features?  Since I viewed this one via streaming, there were no special features to consider.
 
Recommended.
 
While it’s safe to suggest that Dolly (2025) isn’t going to be to everyone’s like, Horror – unlike other genres – maintains a core audience to generally shows up regardless of how gut-wrenching, exploitative, or downright depraved a project might be; and that almost guarantees that this weirdly fetishistic film might someday earn at least a cult status.  Though it may not break new ground, the film still maintains a pervasive gruesomeness – think ‘torture porn’ – that harkens back to what The Texas Chain Saw Massacre did back in 1974.  Terrorizing the ‘final girl’ is one thing, but dragging her all the way from sane to clinically insane definitely hits that sweet spot for those willing to endure the journey in order to reach the destination.
 
In the interests of fairness, I’m pleased to disclose that the fine folks at Shudder provided me with complimentary streaming access to Dolly by request for the expressed purpose of completing this review.  Their contribution to me in no way, shape, or form influenced my opinion of it.

-- EZ
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Stardate 04.13.2026.C: Happy Anniversary - 1990's 'Meridian' Turns 36 Years Young Today!

4/13/2026

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So many movies ... so much to celebrate!!!

On this day in 1990 (in the U.S.), Meridian enjoyed a limited theatrical release.  Written (in part) and directed by Charles Band, the film starred Sherilyn Fenn, Malcolm Jamieson, Charlie Spradling, and others. 

​According to our friends at IMDB.com, here's the plot summary:


"Two American girls in Italy are drugged and raped by an evil magician and his twin brother who suffer from a curse that turns them into beastmen each day. One of the girls falls for the good twin and decides to help him break the curse."

For the record:
To the film's credit, Meridian earned a wee bit of praise from a screening on the film festival circuit.

-- EZ


From Google.com:

Meridian (also known as Meridian: Kiss of the Beast) is a 1990 American romantic horror film directed by Charles Band and starring Sherilyn Fenn. Released during the same week that Fenn’s breakout role in Twin Peaks premiered, the film has become a notable entry in the catalog of Full Moon Features.

Plot Summary

The story follows Catherine (Fenn), an American art student who inherits her family's ancestral gothic castle in Italy. After returning with her friend Gina (Charlie Spradling), they encounter a mysterious traveling circus troupe.
  • The Invitation: Catherine invites the performers to dinner, only for she and Gina to be drugged.
  • The Discovery: Catherine finds herself caught in a supernatural love triangle between two twin brothers: the cruel magician Lawrence and his brother Oliver, who is under a centuries-old curse that transforms him into a beast.
  • The Goal: Catherine eventually learns she must find a way to break the family curse and free the "good" brother from his immortal existence.

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  • Director/Producer: Charles Band, known for B-movie cult classics.
  • Cast: Sherilyn Fenn, Malcolm Jamieson (playing both Lawrence and Oliver), and Charlie Spradling.
  • Atmosphere: Reviewers from sites like IMDb often highlight the film's dreamlike, atmospheric quality, bolstered by its beautiful Italian locations and a lush score by Pino Donaggio.
  • Trivia: The creature costume used for the beast was later slightly altered and reused for Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992).

Alternative Titles

Depending on the region or release, you may find this film listed as:
  • Meridian: Kiss of the Beast
  • The Ravaging
  • Phantoms
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Stardate 04.13.2026.B: Happy Anniversary - 1979's 'Love At First Bite' Turns An Incredible 47 Years Young Today!

4/13/2026

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So many movies ... so much to celebrate!!!

On this day in 1979 (in the U.S.), that sterling mecca known as New York City, New York played host for the exclusive theatrical premiere of 
Love At First Bite.  Directed by Stan Dragoti from a story by Robert Kaufman, Mark Gindes, and Bram Stoker, the film starred George Hamilton, Susan Saint James, Richard Benjamin, and others. 

​According to our friends at IMDB.com, here's the plot summary:


"After being evicted from his castle in Transylvania, Count Dracula and his assistant Renfield travel to New York to find a woman who the Count believes is the reincarnation of the woman he has loved for all eternity."

For the record:
At the 1980 Saturn Awards, actor George Hamilton took home top honors in the category of 'Best Actor' for his work in the flick and actor Arte Johnson also secured the 'Best Supporting Actor' win.  Also, speciliast William Tuttle took home the 'Best Make-Up' Award.  Alas, Love At First Bite had to settle for the honor of nominations alone in the categories of 'Best Writing,' 'Best Actress,' and 'Best Horror Film.'

-- EZ
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From Google.com:

Love at First Bite is a 1979 American comedy-horror film that parodies the Dracula legend, starring George Hamilton as a suave, comedic Count Dracula who moves to New York City. The film was a surprise blockbuster, earning roughly $44 million against a $3 million budget and revitalizing Hamilton's career. 

Here are the key details about the film:

​Plot Summary

  • Exile: Count Dracula is evicted from his Transylvanian castle by the communist government, which turns the castle into a training facility for the Rumanian Gymnastics Team.
  • The Move: Dracula and his faithful assistant Renfield (Arte Johnson) move to New York City to find Cindy Sondheim (Susan Saint James), a fashion model whom Dracula believes is the reincarnation of his true love, Mina Harker.
  • The Conflict: Dracula wooes Cindy, but her neurotic boyfriend and psychiatrist, Dr. Jeff Rosenberg (Richard Benjamin)—a descendant of Van Helsing—attempts to destroy Dracula.
  • Ending: After various comedic misadventures (including disco dancing and a botched stake attempt), Dracula and Cindy fly off to Jamaica together.

​Main Cast and Characters
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  • Susan Saint James (Cindy Sondheim): A modern, wisecracking fashion model who finds herself charmed by the vampire.
  • Richard Benjamin (Dr. Jeff Rosenberg): The frantic, bumbling psychiatrist and descendant of Van Helsing who tries to "stake" Dracula.
  • Arte Johnson (Renfield): Dracula’s loyal, frantic servant who provides slapstick humor. 
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  • ​​ George Hamilton (Count Dracula): Known for his "campy" portrayal, often deadpanning in a Bela Lugosi style while being surprisingly suave and tanned.

Key Features and Style
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  • Genre: A "campy" and affectionate spoof of classic Dracula movies, similar in tone to Young Frankenstein.
  • Disco Era: The film is a strong product of the late 1970s, featuring disco scenes and 70s-era fashion.
  • Famous Lines: The film is known for lines like, "I never drink... wine," and "Children of the night—shut up!".
  • Reception: While critics had mixed reviews, audiences embraced the film, making it one of the highest-grossing independent films for years. 

​The film’s success was so significant that George Hamilton subsequently made the sequel-like film Zorro, the Gay Blade (1981).
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Stardate 04.13.2026.A: Happy Anniversary - 2010's 'The FInal Storm' Turns 16 Years Young Today!

4/13/2026

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So many movies ... so much to celebrate!!!

On this day in 2010 (in the U.S.), The Final Storm enjoyed breaking through the noise with its very first home video release.  Directed by Uwe Boll from a story by Tim McGregor, the film starred Lauren Holly, Steve Bacic, Luke Perry, and others. 

According to our friends at IMDB.com, here's the plot summary:


"A blood red moon, dying animals and torrential rain are just some of the catastrophes that are wreaking havoc on the world on a global scale. Even more unsettling is how quiet everything is. Could these events signify Armageddon?"

-- EZ

From Google.com:

The Final Storm (2010) is a low-budget post-apocalyptic thriller directed by Uwe Boll, focusing on a family in the rural Pacific Northwest who take in a mysterious stranger named Silas (Luke Perry) during a severe global storm. The film mixes atmospheric, slow-burn psychological tension with hints of a Biblical apocalypse and features a divisive, abrupt ending.

​Key Details
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  • Plot: Tom (Steve Bacic) and Gillian Grady (Lauren Holly) live in isolation on a farm. As world news shows intense, bizarre catastrophes, a man named Silas Hendershot appears, claiming to need refuge. Tensions rise as Silas seems polite yet unsettling, and Tom begins to mistrust him while the world outside seems to end.
  • Cast: The film stars Luke Perry (Beverly Hills, 90210) as Silas, Lauren Holly (NCIS) as Gillian, and Steve Bacic (Andromeda) as Tom.
  • Themes: It blends apocalyptic disaster with a psychological "home invasion" style thriller, often focusing more on the tension between the characters than the storm itself.
  • Reception: Reviews are generally mixed to poor, often citing a slow pace, though many note it is better produced than some of Boll's more action-oriented work.
  • Ending: The film concludes with a dramatic confrontation where the apocalyptic elements seem to be confirmed, followed by a sudden, surreal climax. 

The film is often compared to a less-intense version of Signs and is available to check out on streaming platforms like IMDb. 
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Stardate 04.10.2026.H: 2025's 'The Furious' Takes The Fight To Theaters On June 12th

4/10/2026

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press release

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The Furious - Watch the trailer now!

In Theaters on June 12th (formerly May 29th).

​Starring Xie Miao, Joe Taslim, and Yang Enyou. Co-starring Brian Le, Joey Iwanaga, Sahajak Boonthanakit, Manatsanun Phanlerdwongsakul, Guo Junqing, and Winai Wiangyangkung. Special appearances by Yayan Ruhian and Jija Yanin. Directed by Kenji Tanigaki.


After the daughter of Wang Wei (Xie Miao) is kidnapped by a criminal network and he receives no help from the corrupt police, Wei sets out on a rampage to find her himself. His only ally is Navin (Joe Taslim) – a relentless journalist whose wife has mysteriously disappeared. Fueled by a furious vengeance, the unlikely duo ruthlessly fights against the kidnappers in this explosive martial arts showdown.
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